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Id say you've got some potential. Only 15, and your not submitting stick figure death skating movies. This movie is very good. Hope to see lots more from you. And im also a perfectionist with my movies, so I know exactly what you're going through. GOOD LUCK!!!
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It's interesting that a movie with some of the slickest graphics, and music from the White Stripes manages to suck so badly. It's really just disturbing. I know it's based off true stories or whatever, but it still doesn't make for an entertaining flash movie. Just gross, but the graphics are very impressive, and the ending was good....the slap part.
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reminded me of a Mitch Hedberg quote "An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs." Great graphics, except for the clothing store. LOL. Funny too, MAKE MORE!!!
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You used the same drawings throughout the movie. Like one angel, and one demon got cloned a buncha times. I didn't like the song, but I take it you did, considering you made the movie. You could have at least trimmed down the song a little bit, and focused on some detail. Everyone looked plain, and cartoony. Hell isn't supposed to be cartoony. And it just dragged on, without making a whole lot of sense. I didn't even know what was happening.
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Yeah, I read your DeviantArt post awhile ago. Im looking forward to seeing your new stuff now. I think it's cool that you went through the trouble of releasing this, so we could at least see what you got accomplished. And dont let the comments from the 10-16 year old male audience of Newgrounds get to you. All your movies were awesome. Good luck Max!
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That was the most cliched movie ive seen in quite some time. I didn't find it the slightest bit entertaining, but to be fair, I did sit through the whole thing. "Sick son of a bitch" as already mentioned, was stolen from an episode of Family Guy, and "Red Rocket" from an episode of South Park. A very gay episode of South Park, I might add.
Like we haven't picked up on the stoner references already? I think Harvey Birdman did it with WAY more class than you. I can only see this movie appealing to the 10-16 year old male audience of Newgrounds. Which is probably the audience you were aiming for. The "Dyke" joke wasn't funny the first time for me, but after a while it just seemed mean spirited. And The Michael Jackson thing? WHAT THE FUCK? Hasn't that been done to death yet? I dont remember when Pedophile/fake nose jokes stopped being funny, but you really should have been there and took notes.
All dialogue and content related critiques aside, the art/animation looked sloppy compared to some of your earlier work. Voices were almost bearable, and I actually liked Velma's voice. But the whole movie was very childish, including the graphics. And im sure everyone who doesn't agree with me will happily click the "abusive" or "no" button, but I dont care. Go Fuck yourself! ...Heh.
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Hahaha, you wrote alot! Thanks for caring so much, its the die-hards like yourself that give this site its integrity. Thanks! ;)
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...AWESOME! Work on the fucking sound.
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Yes it passed.
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Looks alot like the movie Puppy Whirl. portal/view/212659
Still pretty good though.
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Puppy....whirl? Why would a puppy do such a thing? :)
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Wow, I love you Hatrobot. Your animation and artwork are very stylized and cool. And such a great message. I loved how you got the point across, but I agree with flamegal that it might be aimed at the wrong audience. Seriously, im sitting here on my fat ass drinking bottled water and playing video games. Still, its a great message, and I love all your work.
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Might have been in the works awhile, but it was sure as hell worth it. My favorites were Foxcato BlackMarketKraig. Very affective, and fitting with the song. The two worst were Starogre and Jedi-Hampster. Sorry guys, they didn't fit at all with the music. Overall it was a pretty good collab. Better than most.
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