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Score: 6
An Unfortunate Girl

"You are not..."

date: June 3, 2009

DAVID FIRTH!! So like, yeah, use your efforts on something a little more original, and maybe in another style. It's a little too obvious that you have once masturbated to David Firths work.

June 3, 2009

Author's Response:

Now what the fuck are you talking about? I AM DAVID FIRTH! You know, the big D, Mr. Firth, Doki?

.............................no...I'm not...but I am his pedicurist.

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Score: 10
Santa's Preachings

"BUY!!"

submission: Santa's Preachings
date: December 27, 2008

Very nice work. Hilarious movie, well drawn, and voice acting was very good... why is this not rated higher? Fucking KIDS!!! whatever. This deserves WAY more...

December 27, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah D:

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Score: 9
BEEP BEEP

"Pretty Sweet"

submission: BEEP BEEP
date: July 14, 2008

Nice choice for a song. I love The Unicorns, and the animation fit really well.

July 14, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks!

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Score: 3
DCK: Cycon Dooby Don't

"Good God."

date: December 10, 2005

That was the most cliched movie ive seen in quite some time. I didn't find it the slightest bit entertaining, but to be fair, I did sit through the whole thing. "Sick son of a bitch" as already mentioned, was stolen from an episode of Family Guy, and "Red Rocket" from an episode of South Park. A very gay episode of South Park, I might add.

Like we haven't picked up on the stoner references already? I think Harvey Birdman did it with WAY more class than you. I can only see this movie appealing to the 10-16 year old male audience of Newgrounds. Which is probably the audience you were aiming for. The "Dyke" joke wasn't funny the first time for me, but after a while it just seemed mean spirited. And The Michael Jackson thing? WHAT THE FUCK? Hasn't that been done to death yet? I dont remember when Pedophile/fake nose jokes stopped being funny, but you really should have been there and took notes.

All dialogue and content related critiques aside, the art/animation looked sloppy compared to some of your earlier work. Voices were almost bearable, and I actually liked Velma's voice. But the whole movie was very childish, including the graphics. And im sure everyone who doesn't agree with me will happily click the "abusive" or "no" button, but I dont care. Go Fuck yourself! ...Heh.

Author's Response:

Hahaha, you wrote alot! Thanks for caring so much, its the die-hards like yourself that give this site its integrity. Thanks! ;)

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Score: 10
Ragnarok: Epic Struggle

"That passed?!?"

date: December 9, 2005

...AWESOME! Work on the fucking sound.

Author's Response:

Yes it passed.

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Score: 6
Blackhole

"Puppy Whirl much?"

submission: Blackhole
date: December 8, 2005

Looks alot like the movie Puppy Whirl. portal/view/212659
Still pretty good though.

Author's Response:

Puppy....whirl? Why would a puppy do such a thing? :)

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Score: 6
Shotgun Orc

"Good idea."

submission: Shotgun Orc
date: November 17, 2005

too bad about the actual game though. you cant shoot while jumping, and jumping isn't very responsive. Camera could move back a bit, so you can see whats going on. Better music would be cool. A better death animation(like maybe their heads being blown off). And whats with that horse? Good Idea, but a really bad game. Try HARDER.

Author's Response:

shame you didn't like the music! the two first songs in the game are Jacob's earlier work and I didn't really chose them because I liked them but because I thought they fitted the game. The one on level 4 and 5, I think you should listen to though, "Meeting the Colossus", a great track.

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Score: 10
Jungle Juice

"Best movie ever."

submission: Jungle Juice
date: November 16, 2005

There's a monkey that moves his head...and like some music and stuff....yeah, greatest thing EVER.

Author's Response:

In a way, yeah :) Thanks a lot!

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Score: 5
Ultimate When Youre Bored

"Woot! highest score ever!"

date: October 8, 2005

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I WIN!

Author's Response:

yup thats the highest score I seen, congrats!

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Score: 7
Ambulance

"MEW!!!"

submission: Ambulance
date: October 3, 2005

Well, this one didn't seem like all your other movies. It was pretty cool actually. Only one complaint this time. The GOD DAMN MUSIC! Seriously, do you have to use MEW every fucking movie? Pick another band. There has to be ONE other band that you like. Obsess over someone else.

Author's Response:

Glad you liked it... well not too long ago I did make a film with Carpark North and one with Kashmir too... and somewhere around christmas a film featuring music by the band Langsyne might appear on NG aswell... so not all of my movies features Mew.

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