ayegowj's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How Bizarre Trailer]

Good times.

I seriously hated that movie. The only reason I reviewed it was because of the song. "Undeclared", which is one of the best tv shows ever created, used that song in an episode. And this dumbass movie reminded me of it, which made me happy. So yes, indeed, good times.

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3]

Nice.

Take that noobgrounds! PWNED!! Seriously, fuck all your dumbass fanboys who didn't get this movie. I loved it. Also happy to see Disaster Labs back up. News team, ASSEMBLE!!

[Survivor Afghanistan]

Uhh..

Yeah, this idea HAS been done before. There's a little website called Killfrog dot com that has a series called Ultimate Survivor: Afghanistan. And it was done back in the day when Survivor was actually popular. I would give a link, but Newgrounds might ban me, and send their army of Bedn clones after me.

Goshmo responds:

Sry ViciousMonkey but i just had a look at Killfrog and that is nothing like mine except for the fact that its also a parody on survivor. I bet there are a lot of other parodys about survivor too dont give it a bad score just because you found another parody on Survivor.

[Horrible humanity]

SWEET!

Great graphics. Very short, but effective. I like it.

[Ires of the Dragon]

OH!

...it was human. And that big red dot was like a dragon or something. Was it really bright out, or cloudy? Because personally, ive never seen a pure white sky. Thank you for capturing this rare phenomena with the magic of flash. And does that bagpipe guy have a wife or girlfriend with no arms too? That would be kind of weird.

EyelessArchfiend responds:

The dragon and sheep were the only two parts of this animation that had effort put into them, so this is you being a whiney little boy trying to get attention. As I have said before, the crappy bagpiper made the joke.

[The Sleep Sheep]

Cuuuuute!

Yes, very cute. The only thing that could make this better is....a narrator! Good music and graphics, but a narrator would make it more kid friendly. Like that Winnie the Pooh guy, you should hire him to narrate your movie, and then resubmit it. Good job though.

[Mutilation Contrainte]

boring.

That made no sense, and it just kept going. I figured there would be like a point or something. I didn't like the music, and I didn't think it fit particularly well either. I dont like the art style either, but it looks like you spent alot of time on them. I give you an 8 for graphics, because you did alot of lame tweening, and it looked cheap. If this was supposed to have a message, I didn't get it. Just a whole lotta violence.

[Newgrounds 10th Tribute]

Dumb.

I saw that post awhile ago, and thought it sounded stupid. How does counting to ten, ten times, make an entertaining flash?....IT DOESN'T!! dumb idea. Don't know how you convinced 100 people to go along with it. Whatever your method, good job. Besides, how many people actually knew what Newgrounds was ten years ago? Five years ago? Yay for COUNTING!!