ayegowj's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Phonecall]

Who the fuck reads the tags on a movie!? Seriously. This was pretty amusing, and I didn't read the tags until like 20 people pointed them out. Also, why does this look so much like Banana Phone?? It would be fucking crazy if you did not intend this to look like Banana Phone.

bnpla responds:

at the time, i was using the mouse to draw, so the only style i could do was the one used in Banana phone (no edge lines)

Yesterday i bouth finally and for the first time in my life, a draw pad, the Wacom Bamboo tablet, so now i will be able to actually draw things with my own style.

[An Unfortunate Girl:Lapse]

You are not...

DAVID FIRTH!! So like, yeah, use your efforts on something a little more original, and maybe in another style. It's a little too obvious that you have once masturbated to David Firths work.

TheFabs responds:

Now what the fuck are you talking about? I AM DAVID FIRTH! You know, the big D, Mr. Firth, Doki?

.............................no...I'm not...but I am his pedicurist.

[Santa's Preachings]

BUY!!

Very nice work. Hilarious movie, well drawn, and voice acting was very good... why is this not rated higher? Fucking KIDS!!! whatever. This deserves WAY more...

Lalo responds:

yeah D:

[BEEP BEEP]

Pretty Sweet

Nice choice for a song. I love The Unicorns, and the animation fit really well.

Rutger responds:

Thanks!

[DCK: Cycon Dooby Don't]

Good God.

That was the most cliched movie ive seen in quite some time. I didn't find it the slightest bit entertaining, but to be fair, I did sit through the whole thing. "Sick son of a bitch" as already mentioned, was stolen from an episode of Family Guy, and "Red Rocket" from an episode of South Park. A very gay episode of South Park, I might add.

Like we haven't picked up on the stoner references already? I think Harvey Birdman did it with WAY more class than you. I can only see this movie appealing to the 10-16 year old male audience of Newgrounds. Which is probably the audience you were aiming for. The "Dyke" joke wasn't funny the first time for me, but after a while it just seemed mean spirited. And The Michael Jackson thing? WHAT THE FUCK? Hasn't that been done to death yet? I dont remember when Pedophile/fake nose jokes stopped being funny, but you really should have been there and took notes.

All dialogue and content related critiques aside, the art/animation looked sloppy compared to some of your earlier work. Voices were almost bearable, and I actually liked Velma's voice. But the whole movie was very childish, including the graphics. And im sure everyone who doesn't agree with me will happily click the "abusive" or "no" button, but I dont care. Go Fuck yourself! ...Heh.

Cycon responds:

Hahaha, you wrote alot! Thanks for caring so much, its the die-hards like yourself that give this site its integrity. Thanks! ;)

[Ragnarok: Epic Struggle]

That passed?!?

...AWESOME! Work on the fucking sound.

TheGoldCrow responds:

Yes it passed.

[Blackhole]

Puppy Whirl much?

Looks alot like the movie Puppy Whirl. portal/view/212659
Still pretty good though.

Odros responds:

Puppy....whirl? Why would a puppy do such a thing? :)

[Jungle Juice]

Best movie ever.

There's a monkey that moves his head...and like some music and stuff....yeah, greatest thing EVER.

LinkanMedia responds:

In a way, yeah :) Thanks a lot!

[Ambulance]

MEW!!!

Well, this one didn't seem like all your other movies. It was pretty cool actually. Only one complaint this time. The GOD DAMN MUSIC! Seriously, do you have to use MEW every fucking movie? Pick another band. There has to be ONE other band that you like. Obsess over someone else.

Foxcato responds:

Glad you liked it... well not too long ago I did make a film with Carpark North and one with Kashmir too... and somewhere around christmas a film featuring music by the band Langsyne might appear on NG aswell... so not all of my movies features Mew.

[Survivor Afghanistan]

Uhh..

Yeah, this idea HAS been done before. There's a little website called Killfrog dot com that has a series called Ultimate Survivor: Afghanistan. And it was done back in the day when Survivor was actually popular. I would give a link, but Newgrounds might ban me, and send their army of Bedn clones after me.

Goshmo responds:

Sry ViciousMonkey but i just had a look at Killfrog and that is nothing like mine except for the fact that its also a parody on survivor. I bet there are a lot of other parodys about survivor too dont give it a bad score just because you found another parody on Survivor.